Corporate Tax poem

 

Please enjoy a poem inspired by a corporate tax law assignment. If you are interested in reading the Income Tax Act, click [here].

Disposition is the mission at law

Circumvention no detention at all

Profit without remits to the coffers,

State skimming, MNR best deem drop it.

An inquisition no inquisition

Take Monday off the PUC has risen

Don’t mind grinding when it's stuffed to the boot

PUC liquid through the glove when refs cahoot

Mischief plan, fool the part II.1 tax

Elected on mass to get capital back

Called to court for my share of redemption

Pled Katz to judicial apprehension

Crown’s objective was to abuse the GAAR

I lost with costs, they’re taking my car.